I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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