He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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