It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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