Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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