Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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