Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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