I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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