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I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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