You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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