is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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