omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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