he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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