: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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