He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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