I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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