i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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