The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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