THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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