guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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