Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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