When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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