Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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