absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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