She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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