Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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