i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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