so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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