there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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