We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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