Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I think a kid would responsible me up
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
