hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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