this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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