Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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