She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I did not marry a roomba.
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