at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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