She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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