I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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