Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
only if we run a train.
done.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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