that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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