I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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