What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
