I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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