i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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