"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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