i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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