I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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