just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
