While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
