I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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