I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We are all done wearing pants today
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