Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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