I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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